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Humor
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
If you don't like what you are doing, act like you do. It'll make it more pleasant for the rest of us.
Those who wait for perfection to develop in a spouse may be better served by first achieving perfection in themselves. ~ SB
I'm sorry for anything that I may have done, that I am doing now, or that I may do in the future. -- The All-purpose Marital Apology. SB
Sometimes, all of life seems to be an exercise in learning humility. ~ SB
If it weren't for my flaws, I'd be perfect. ~ SB
Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall always be amused. ~ Unknown
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
To be idle requires a strong sense of personal identity. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson
Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is. ~ Mark Twain
If you are too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
When you're green with envy, you're ripe for trouble.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
A day without sunshine is like night.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb. And, I'm also not blonde. ~ Dolly Parton
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. ~ Steven Wright
Half the people you know are below average. ~ Steven Wright
Borrow money from pessimists.. They don't expect it back. ~ Steven Wright
I intend to live forever - so far, so good. ~ Steven Wright
An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. ~ Helen Hayes
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. |
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